[Thank goodness he sticks around to save us from that grim and horrid fate!]

At present? My plan is to ask for anyone who might be both willing and able to perform the ceremony on our behalf. If that falls through as presently seems likely, then I'll head off to the Town Hall and bring one of their duly authorized paper-pushers with me. With all I've gone through to assist them so far, it won't be hard to receive some help in return; the wedding will happen.

It's just a matter of how well.