[He's not particularly familiar with cosmetics at all, much less the kind of mascara this DUDE on a screen is wearing; it's a tricky and disturbing subject to be forced to deal with!]

Of course it is. Privacy is certainly one thing I'll be glad to go home for.

[Nonetheless, he forced a smile. It's not this man/woman/thing's fault, after all.] My apologies; I don't mean to have others suffer through my problems. Is there anything I can do in return Miss...ter...?