There are bad times aplenty worth remembering, especially for the sake of those who never managed to come through them. This one isn't worth recalling.

[Because NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, that's why! But no; it was fairly public information back home; no need to treat it like a state secret.] Because a very petty, very wicked fairy was left out of a social function and desired to make a kingdom suffer for it.

[Satisfied NOW?]